Q: What’s worse than buying a zine from a band that you thought you liked, only to find out that that same zine is just a boring rag full of worthless codswallop?
A: Buying a second one, of course! That’s right folks - prepare ye for yet another volume in our endless parade of self-absorption: PUP THE ZINE VOL. 2: NEGATIVE SPIRAL - 3D EDITION!
Like it’s predecessor, it’s complete with 24 pages of 100% real paper that is “ready for immediate recycling.” Pages upon pages of (what we’ve been told to tell you is) fun!
With the purchase of this zine you can:
- Play our PUP edition of Mad Libs!
- Experience exclusive content in STUNNING 3D using the included 3D GLASSES!
- Listen to yet another FLEXI DISC! It’s red!
- Get inside the TWIZTED head of our producer Dave Schiffman!
- Tour the world of our favourite fast food joints in North America!
- Learn a solo tabbed by our very own guitar monkey Steve Sladkowski (wait… again? Why?)
- And probably more!
Plus, by buying this zine and then immediately realizing your mistake, you’ll find out first-hand the disappointment our parents felt when we told them our career choice! With such astounding VALUE, this may be the finest piece of desperate ingratiation to our fans we’ve ever offered!
Please... PLEASE help us find purpose to our lives and buy this zine TODAY!
THIS ITEM MAY SHIP SEPARATELY IF ORDERED WITH OTHER MERCHANDISE!